I absolutely did NOT make one purse three times over the last three days. No, I most certainly did not sew the thing together upside down and then get all frustrated at why it wasn't working. Uh-uh, not I. And I did not wake up from a dream last night suddenly clear as a bell as to why it was not working (the upside down thing). And I most DEFINITELY did not sew it together completely and correctly - forgetting only the handles.
Definitely not. Pictures later.