10.09.2009

Fabulous News of Infinite Awesomeness

Wait for it......

I TURNED MY OWN DOORKNOB TODAY!!!! AND WROTE MY NAME!!!!! WITH MY RIGHT HAND!!!!!

Big news indeed....Today I got my stitches out, got a new (MUCH lighter) splint, and can now take a shower without a complicated set of machinations involving two plastic bags and three rubber bands. I hope to get back to regular blogging soon, but typing is still a struggle. In fact, a lot of things are difficult.

This morning, while I was trying to get dressed, I got stuck half in and half out of my bra. Seriously. I had a few minutes of sheer panic as I contemplated having to call someone...or attempt to call someone....It took 20 minutes to get the stupid thing on. At least I don't have to wear the sling anymore. Now a SLING is a genuine torture device. I firmly believe it was invented by a man...since it was clearly designed for someone with massive upper body strength and no boobs to speak of. Not having to wear that anymore makes this a RED LETTER DAY.

I'll be back soon.....

3 comments:

amandajean said...

yay!!! i hope you continue to heal up quickly. (i'd be mortified if i had to call and have someone help me put my bra on. what a horrible feeling to not be able to do that yourself.)

Antoinette said...

I hope that you create a short list of "cute men you must call when you need legitimate help putting on your bra". LOL Glad you are on the mend.

Just say Julie said...

Glad you are regaining some of your independence :) Hope it all gets better from here!